Shut Up Little Man
Recorded secretly in an apartment in Lower Haight in 1987:
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When will World War III start?
Every Tuesday at noon sirens go off in the streets in San Francisco and a voice says over the loudspeakers, “This is a test of the Emergency Alert System.” I hear it from in the house.
I often wonder what the next emergency to be broadcast will be. Earthquake? Bombs? Riots?
So Israel is killing what appears to be mostly civilians in Gaza. And next door there are riots in Oakland because a Bart police officer shot a man in the back while he was face down on the ground:
or http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/09/us/09oakland.html?hp
Lake Tahoe…. It doesn’t get any better than this.
Me, Alexa, Lars and Rudyard at Homewood ski resort in Lake Tahoe.
Hot Dogger, Hatter and Frisco Slang
I’m working as a hot dog vendor on the weekends. Franks, Brats and Spicy Brats, all made with grass-fed beef/pork, all delicious. Plus the view from Crissy Field, with Golden Gate Bridge to one side and the city to other, is spectacular. On my way to Home Sausage today I saw a dead pigeon on Duboce.
On Christmas, my roommate Olivia tried her hat collection on on me and took some pictures. She says I have the perfect hat for a head.
I’m living in Haight-Ashbury with a New Zealander and some SF Natives. There is, like any city, unique slang:
“OG” : “Original Gangster”, as in someone who grew up in San Francisco
“Hella” : “very”, or “a lot” e.g. “That hot dog is hella good”
“What’s crack-a-lackin?” : “What’s up?” (not sure if this is an SF thing or just something some people I know say…)
“Tripped out” : weird, exaggerated
When someone refers to going to work “up north”, they’re going to farm trees
When someone refers to the “east”, they mean anywhere east of Minnesota
“Bird” : coke
“Boughie” or “ShiShi” : bourgeoisie, in a bad way
PREPARE FOR THE UNEXPECTED
plague, ARE YOU READY?
Prepare for the unexpected:
avoid crowds
wear a mask in public
don’t share personal items
avoid touching Wild Animals.
Touching, eating or drinking, breathing, or getting bitten by
dirt, water, countertops, our skin, our intestines, and many other places around us
will likely cause more illness and a larger number of deaths.
By preparing now, we can slow the spread and minimize the effects. Protect yourself – they exist all around us and are invisible to the human eye
Excerpts from San Francisco Department of Health (2008) pamphlets titled “Pandemic Flu: ARE YOU READY?” and “germs, Infect Me Not.”
There’s a Fly on your Wall
That’s not a fly, that’s a chalk board.
All you need is a pencil, masking tape, an xacto knife, and chalk board spray paint. Draw the stencil on the wall. Cover the lines you drawed with masking tape. Cut along the lines, which you should be able to see through the masking tape, with an xacto knife. Remove the edges of the tape that are inside the stencil outline – the areas you want to paint. Cover the rest of the area surrounding the stencil, the places you don’t want painted, with tape and newspaper. Spray at least three coats. Remove the tape and newspaper.
And for the candy houses graham crackers, powdered sugar and candy.
False Advertising
This baby clear contains more than 0 grams of fat…
A good reason to eat food off the floor.
Being a traveler, and being the type who needs to eat about every hour, I end up eating in some strange places. I often get looks, because eating on the bus or train is “dirty.” Well, I have a good reason for why it’s not only okay for me to eat on the bus, but for why everyone should eat on the bus. Here goes.
Humans are overpopulated. The best bet for the survival of our race is a sort of mass extinction. The extinction needs to kill a lot of people, but not all the people, and needs to leave the environment inhabitable.
The most likely killer that fits these criteria is an emergent virus. Something that travels by air, and kills say half the people who get it. Like the avian flu, if the avian flu could travel by air and was infectious between humans. This is pretty likely, in fact scientists say it’s only a matter of time before a virus evolves to be that deadly that quickly.
The strong and healthy will survive. Also, anyone who has been exposed to a virus of the same strain will survive. Let’s take the avian flu example: avian flu comes from the same strain as the flu of 1918. That means that anyone who got the flu in 1918 and survived has immunity to the avian flu.
So, besides staying healthy and strong, if you want to survive the Ultimate Virus Extinction of 20?? you may want to expose yourself to as many viruses as you possibly can. Just think: if you get the virus now you’ll probably get great treatment. But, if you get the virus during the Ultimate Virus Extinction, the world will probably be in such disarray that you won’t get any treatment at all.
And what is the best way to expose yourself to viruses? By touching things that a lot of other people have touched, and then putting your hands in your mouth (i.e. eating on public transportation.)
Now, this is all supposing that you actually want to survive an event that kills 7+ billion people. It is also supposing that my scientific logic is accurate, which it may not be as I am recalling it from a course I took three years ago.
Best in Animal
A brief list of the best of the best, the most of the most, in all the Animal Kingdom:
Best Long Distance Eyesight: Hawk/Falcon
Best Color Vision: Human
Best Night Vision: Owl
Will win in a land race, given it’s long enough: Human
Will win in a land race, given it’s short enough: Cheetah
Loudest: Blue Whale
Largest on Land: Savannah Elephant
Largest in Water: Blue Whale
Most Toxic: Marine Box Jellyfish
Most Conscious: Human
Survives longest without water: Kangaroo Rat
Longest Life Span: Giant Tortoise
